Lesson: Learn Polish, The Easy Way

We were shopping in the Polish market as we are known to when the occasion arises that we need fun foreign nibbles. Boxes marked with Polish accented script is just foreign enough to intrigue and not disgust. Often we surprise ourselves as well as our guests when we peer into the containers of what we thought were familiar food-stuffs. The results are generally positive and we have a good chuckle over odd red-herring (pun-intended).

The shelves and refrigerators were stocked with the usual fare with not much new to discover, save for the plethora of potted meat. The variety tends to be within the butcher cases featuring different “hmm, I didn’t think that was edible” meats, and the deli steaming with it’s trays of ready-to-eat food, and the bakery counter. Looking for a sweet my eyes landed on a Babka, a egg bread baked in the shape of a ring topped with an icing and sprinkles of may sorts.

“Ooh, these look good” I say to the woman standing next to me.

“Are you getting one? I’m thinking of getting one.” as she sidles the bakers rack.

I tell her that there are clear plastic bags hanging on the side of the rack. I reach across her and tear a bag away from from the block and hand it to her.

“These don’t fit!” she says clearly humored by the situation, “Are there cake boxes around?”.
I point to a stack large brown paper grocery bags on a nearby baker’s rack. She unfolded one and held it open while I grabbed a babka using the wasted plastic bag as a glove. Rolling the edge of the paper bag she smiled and said, “OK, we’re all set!”

Now this may read like a banal scene, but this woman spoke to me in Polish. Driven by her determination to get her shopping done, she didn’t bother to switching to English to help out someone who was clearly not Polish. I wasn’t offended by this nor do I hold enmity towards Polish people. For a brief moment we were brought together because inconvenience is universal.

PS: The babka with the chocolate icing was fantastic.

um… shinergy?

My hatred for the ciabatta happened in the mid-90s when foccacia was losing favor. Commercial ciabatta made for sandwiches has a smooth crust and dense crumb and for some reason people think it’s perfect for sandwich. Now, I don’t know if anyone in marketing invented this with tongue-in-cheek, but Wendy’s has a new a sandwich on a cibatta named “Frescata“.
This tickles me and I don’t know if anyone else looks at the name and thinks… ‘this is a shit sammy’. I would think, that someone in the corporation would be kink-friendly and would warn the marketing department about certain fetishes.

blood… blooood… blooood!

I love to give blood, it’s good for your body to regenerate blood cells without having to expend the energy to destroy or disposing them. I don’t like the discomfort, but I like to see the clear pouch turn into a warm pillow of blood. I have a perverse attraction to this controlled mess. I have flashbacks to the wall of blood scene in ‘The Shining’ gushing forth and find comfort in that, but strangely enough, I hate the pig blood scene at the prom in ‘Carrie’. I was thrown into my fantasy land of warm blood pools when I the corporate e-mail to donate blood was delivered.

I expected to read ho-hum statistics or a tragic situation that caused some blood shortage. The email listed the quantities of blood but it didn’t list my blood type, which is a very common blood type amongst Asians but only statistically 9.4% of the population. I took this as a slap in the face, but I’ve heard horror stories of the Red Cross contacting people with common blood types, and I thought that it couldn’t be so bad. I realized that by not giving blood, I’m hurting the people that need my blood, but being told that there isn’t a desperate shortage, I don’t feel so bad.

day off

I just finished tidying up and finishing a light breakfast. The is no ambient media playing, no music, TV, radio, or podcast playing. The sounds of birds chirping are blowing in on the waves of fresh air. Mr The Kitty is trotting around from open window to open window. I wonder, how strange it is for a little guy like him to live in this sad and quiet 9 to 5 day. I’m typing because I need some sense of my workday. In a perverse way, I kinda miss the structure of meetings and scheduling.

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