I was driving into work today and noticed that I was approaching a sleek sport coup with a Human Rights Council [link http://hrc.org] sticker on the back bumper. I thought “Hmm, there may be a good looking man in that car… oh, but just my luck it’s a lesbian or transgender person”. I decided to press my luck in the fast lane to get a better look.

I pull up beside him and take a peek. He is a plain looking man, no horrible disfigurement but no striking features either. Never looking in my direction but sensing that my intent is to pass him or slow down his route he darts into the slower moving lanes.

Passing cars, weaving through traffic dangerously, this man turned out to be a real jackass on the road. I wonder if he placed that HRC sticker on his bumper to ease the trauma of the people he cuts off on the road “Yeah I cut you off, you were going slow, and oh I like the GLBT community.”

I like to think that this man doesn’t realize the sticker is on his bumper. His friends appreciate irony on my level and placed the sticker on his car, knowing that it would instantly attract apparently slow moving gays to his car to catch a glimpse of who is in the drivers seat. Even better, I imagine this man hopes to anger a hot blooded burly man. Who will follow him to his destination, shout at him for his rude driving, then share a wild tryst in a small office bathroom.