feng shui nightmare

I was flipping through the channels and found a product that was both tasteless and repugnant. Sweater-set clad ladies of leisure clutching wine-filled goblets giving an air offaux-fistication, were pedaling an indoor waterfall. A stand alone water feature that can be placed against a wall or your existing fireplace; it is a gleaming example of our American excesses.

I don’t claim to be a feng shui artist but I have enough sense that fire and water elements do not go together. Placing this waterfall in front of a fire, one is mixing this revitalizing/harmonizing symbol above and in front of – practically extinguishing the symbol of energy, good luck, and inspiration. Much like people who put large paintings of a mountain and stream over their fireplace, one should never place fire and water together. Placing this waterfall against a blank wall, albeit a good element to bring balance and wealth in the home, shows me that you have too much room and too much money. I hope your McMansion gets foreclosed on.

No judgement – hearthfalls[dot]com

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