I am really not one to judge when it comes to food, but I am well aware of social graces and proper etiquette in the office suite. Today one of the H1Bs warmed up something foul. One can enjoy these flavors and aromas alone or in small pairings but this heady bouquet is borderline offensive.

There is a base note of a chicken broth that is fighting with a pungent onion smell. The background notes of cumin, mustard, clove, pepper, and rancid butter round out the melange. Truly, the most offensive trait of the vapor is that it clears your sinuses forcing you to breathe in more.

Someone has to be on their deathbed for me to justify this Ayurvedic Yaoxing Lun Holistic haze hanging over my cube.