Teen girl from mid-Michigan has fallen in love with a high school drop out in the West Bank. Long story short, girl falls in love on myspace, tells lies to her parents to get a passport, passport seized in Tel Aviv and she was sent home. I am not one to talk about cultivating relationships genuine or fictive, virtual or in vivo… don’t ask me how I have friends or manage to keep my Sims happy. This gal still plans on marrying this man, only three years her senior, and is willing to convert to Islam.

I tried writing some wonderful Benetton copy about the cultures and colors in Detroit… but I’m just not feeling too warm and fuzzy. There is a diverse population in Detroit, Palestinian and Israeli are no exception. Without divulging any preference of my own, these two ethnic groups can house some seriously smokin’ hot men, so I don’t blame the then sixteen year old girl. If this works out, that’s one really bitchin’ story that she can tell her kids.

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