Hooray! Warm weather is here!

I decided to celebrate the good weather by donning shorts and flip-flops. So as not to appear ashen, I had to moisturize those areas of my body that business casual atire covers up.

The lotion in the medicine cabinet was empty and I had a bottle of coconut lotion in the trash. Long story short, the toiletry rack was nudged and the container of newly purchased coconut lotion fell to the floor and cracked. Wonderful, I thought, I can put this to good use. I thought I’d refill the empty bottle with the contents of the cracked bottle.

There wasn’t a Lucy and Ethel momemnt, there was not comical lotion mishap, nor a mess. As I watched the creamy, coconut scented lotion pour from one container into the other, I became inspired. I could not stop thinking of the yogurt in the refrigerator. After a half-assed moisturizing, I tore into the refrigerator like Billie Holiday did to her medicine cabinet…
Lessons learned from this: