The weekend is here in Detroit, and with the warm weather this means people planting flowers, barbecues, and junkies overdosing on skunky heroin or cocaine. According to Wayne County, there have been 48 drug-related deaths within the past two weeks, which to the out-of-towner doesn’t seem like a lot for Detroit but heroine isn’t really the drug of choice here. Now this isn’t your normal run-of-the-mill heroin here so all you supermodels, post-teen idols, and out-of-work actors… read carefully.

The painkiller fentanyl, an analog to to morphine but fifty times as strong, has allegedly been produced in basement labs and cut into heroin and or cocaine. Unwitting buyers obtain what they think is heroin and don’t realize that there is a powerful painkiller floating in the mix.

If you happen to hold a grudge against a hollywood scapegrace and happen to have an assload of cash; you can rent the beautiful building that was hacked to bits for the RockStar Energy Drink and Penthouse SuperBowl party, invite said starlet to the event, bring in Detroit’s finest drug dealers, then sit back and watch the bodyguards stand there helplessly.