I’m not one to post such vulgar pictures, but stumbling upon this
really shook my midwestern Hello Kitty loving sensibilities. WANT

We have to use paper towels because kitty doesn’t fit on our drinks
coasters.

I have the guts to wear this, just not the wallet. I saw this jacket and thought in camp appreciation “oh god they skinned Oscar the Grouch to make this jacket”. I wanted it then and there… until I saw the price tag. USD160.00

If we weren’t in an economic downturn and our state wasn’t so beholden to the wavering automotive industry, I’d buy this. I could be like that one hot Japanese guy [link]

 

2am not drunk or high… just fat