I wish I were as cool as this teeny rockabilly asian kid; even though I worry for his generation. (via…

I wish I were as cool as this teeny rockabilly asian kid; even though I worry for his generation. (via BoingBoing) http://boingboing.net/2015/02/17/watch-american-kids-react-to.html

Special thanks to our friends at http://www.kitchenbowl.com for helping us get a real chef for this

Bagel time

 

Still hate bread, but sometime you need to feed people who do…
100% hydration sponge fermented over night.

Shaped bagels

Notes on bagels:
55% hydration
1% yeast
.4% yeast

Shaped and proofed 10 minutes on each side. Boiled for 2 minutes, flipped over 3 times.

Baked bagel

Baked bagels

Baked for 15 minutes at 425ºF

A bagel on a plate

Breakfast

onion, parsley, cucumber, smoked salmon

Bagel accessories

 

 

I hope the baby on board dies

I didn’t think that the anti-vaccination trend would take off in the pragmatic mid-west. The decal that I saw today does not object to vaccines all together, no; the group simply wants to protect citizens from mandatory vaccines. I can be sympathetic who fear that the compulsory vaccination of children from terrible diseases will lead to a mandatory papilloma virus vaccine and ultimately the slut shaming of their precious daughters. However, whooping cough and smallpox are horrific diseases and children grow up to be sexual.

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I am fine that vaccines are a choice, but I want there to be some kind of penalty for people who opt out. Should one live life disease free, the reward is health. Contracting a disease you opted out of vaccinating should result in a state tax on top of an insurance “told you so”.

If I were a vengeful witch, I’d conjure up polio ridden spirits to haunt the fuck out of this family.

Behind the scenes test recording

Behind the scenes test recording