::PublicJoUrinal::

Please trust me. I am asshole

pinoyboy — Tue, 01 May 2012 19:30:03 +0000

Engrish on J-Dramas have a certain level of polish and charm.

Take from the Fuji TV show, Hungry! Episode 1

Galaxy Note: Phone for rich bitches

pinoyboy — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:32:15 +0000

Product placement of Korean tech is very common in K-dramas and since there are only a handful of conglomerates out there to sponsor television, we see Samsung/LG phones, Hyundai cars, and I’m sure it’s safe to assume all the food eaten on screen is Lotte.

In watching “Fashion King” I saw three Samsung Galaxy Notes in rapid succession and showed me that if you’re a tiny powerful bitch this gigantic phone is best for your scheming phone calls despite its smart, media rich functions.

Starting upper right, clockwise:

1) Worry that the girl you raised (not your daughter) will take down your fashion empire
2) Show off your english skills by talking down to the seamstresses making samples for the spring line
3) Butter up a rich woman whose son can guarantee your daughter’s future and your fashion business
4) Take a phone call from a bitch with a fashion house while getting fitted for a dress

Say you want to dance

pinoyboy — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 05:00:45 +0000

Lady at Kroger:

pinoyboy — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:30:50 +0000

Envirokids Gorilla Munch Cereal, Horizon GMO-free milk, frozen organic vegetables, chuck your groceries on the conveyor belt, slam the door on the Escalade because you’re a housewife that deserves a maid who does the shopping.

Allergy warnings

pinoyboy — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 13:16:47 +0000

296:365 Frog (may contain fish and shrimp), a photo by the.pinoyboy on Flickr.

Prelude to a power outage 2 July 2011

pinoyboy — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 16:07:21 +0000

So a monk walks into a garage

pinoyboy — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 13:05:48 +0000

He just needed to get his tires looked at.

Gay fortune cookie writer

pinoyboy — Thu, 19 May 2011 12:26:07 +0000

“Versatility is one of your outstanding traits” … in bed

I wonder if the fortune writer got this from the M2M section of Craigslist’s Rants and Raves

White iPhone 4 v Finances

pinoyboy — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 14:45:13 +0000

The white iPhone 4 has dropped in a very crazy month financially so it wouldn’t be prudent to get one now… but a new month begins Sunday.

All budgets have been exceeded -Mint.com

Challah! (Not really, more like tsoureki/brioche/kulich)

pinoyboy — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 14:20:38 +0000

After weeks of making lovely sourdough breads, I decided to branch out into making enriched breads. Since it’s nearing easter time, I decided to make an egg bread like tsoureki but more rich like brioche. Using natural starter gave it nice lift without the commercial yeast smell or taste.

Flour, water, buttermilk (which broke kosher law), eggs, butter, turbinado sugar, turmeric, and salt.